You work all morning in the yard, run 3 kids to 3 different places after you fix lunch and come home to relax in peace…. Guess they beat me to it.
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"I am what I am. Most motherfuckers don't give a damn." -Red Hot Chili Peppers
a•cer•bic (ə-sûr'bĭk)
-adjective
Sharp or biting, as in character or expression
Synonyms
bitter, sharp, prick, sarcastic, mordant, sour, acrid, son-of-a-bitch, caustic, harsh, acidic, hurtful, asshole, rude, vitriolic
wanna stalk me? fuck you. you are a sick sonofabitch for stalking someone.
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She said “huh?”, gave me a look of total shock and THEN she said “yes”
Either way I’m counting it as a win.
She said yes.
Bored
Howdy strangers. Don’t expect me to be here much. I got to work 20 minutes early and needed to pass the time.
Just wanted to let you all know that I miss some of you guys. I’d say I am upset about not having enough time to stay on here more, but my new life is amazing and hectic and I love every bit of it. The artist formally known as @facetious_one and I are doing great. She’s working as a SET Therapist and the kids are growing like weeds and hating school.
So there’s your quick status update. Take care of yourselves and for those close friends of mine, don’t think that I will ever forget that 2 year stretch when I basically lived out here.
Live life, love freely and never focus on the past.
-Adam
aka theacerbic1
The newest member of the family. We are still debating names between:
Puck Oz Domino Max Murphy
Votes or ideas?
Candy canes or flaccid penii hung by the chimney with care?
Best Weeked EVAR!!!
Yeah, I’ve tried to disappear from the Internets, but someone keeps holding me on around here with the hopes of finally meeting her.
Now I have and I can’t imagine a better weekend. Sitting by a simple lake beach, watching her worry about the gators that I planted firmly into the horrors of her imagination. We laughed, we told stories, we hugged (and hugged and hugged and OMG can I take a breath yet?!?).
He came down and made us laugh some more. Seeing them together makes you smile bigger than you knew you could. Their love and togetherness is contagious.
Their daughter is cute, amazing, sweet, funny and an amazing kid which proves just how great they are as parents.
Sadly the meeting was too brief. Of course any meeting with this family will always be too short.
Outside of my Pam, she is my best friend. I cannot wait to see her and her amazing family again.
My attempt
So a little birdie told me about and you know I can’t pass it up
A cool southern breeze
Remnants of heather in the field flowing to and fro
A single leaf on the lonely oak trembles
My heart cries for your presence
The first spring sunset
Orange meeting blue as the night flows in
A breeze caresses my face
My heart cries for your presence
As summer descends to fall
I find you in my arms
Years of nothingness fade
My heart will cry no more
GPOYW “Asleep at the wheel and btw, I has hair now” edition
Dedicated to the one you hate…your boss (especially mine since I’m at work at 5am)
F orgetting to give a shit
U nable to do your job worth a damn
C apable of ruining days with just your presence
K illing me slowly each hour
Y ou are an idiot
O ther people could do your job much better
U nderstand my hatred for you
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